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Nursing Blog, Chat, Forum, Nursing Career Jobs, Nursing Degrees, Programs, Nursing Homes, NursingMail.com, Nursing Scrubs, Uniforms, Nursing Schools, Colleges, Scholarships (Nursing), Traveling Nurses Nursing Topics, A to Z: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, K L, M, N, O, P, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z Nursing Degrees, LPN-RN, RN-BSN, RN-MSN, Associate, Bachelors, Masters and more! Free Downloads, Games, Software, and more! Take on an Empty Stomach, Pharmacist Jokes, Patient Humor:"As a pharmacist, the general public expects us to be rather professional. Thus it is easy (and fun!) to catch people off guard by having a sense of humor." http://www.nursinghumor.com/stomach ****************************************************** Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed ****************************************************** Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes ****************************************************** Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman." http://www.nursinghumor.com/ifs ****************************************************** Texas Circumcision, Labor & Delivery Jokes, Pregnancy Humor:"A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces his wife has just produced "a typical Texas baby boy weighing 20 pounds." http://www.nursinghumor.com/texas ****************************************************** The Assault, Law Enforcement Jokes, Police Humor:"One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. http://www.nursinghumor.com/assault ****************************************************** The Memory Clinic, Geriatric Jokes, Marriage Humor:"Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" http://www.nursinghumor.com/memory ****************************************************** Things My Mother Taught Me, Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.things.my.mother.taught.me.htm ****************************************************** Three Dogs at The Vet, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:"3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet's office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, "Why are you here?" http://www.nursinghumor.com/3 ****************************************************** Three Envelopes, Gallows Jokes, Marriage Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/envelopes ****************************************************** To BE or Not to BE? or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barium Enema:"You know there just aren't enough good stories about barium enemas. (Or as the medical profession prefers to call them, BE's)." http://marriedadults.com/bariumenema.php ****************************************************** To Smart Women Everywhere, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/smart ****************************************************** Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items." http://www.nursinghumor.com/late ****************************************************** Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms ****************************************************** Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist ****************************************************** Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse http://www.nursinghumor.com/nurse ****************************************************** Top Ten Reasons To Date A Nurse! Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"White scrubs are see through. We asses all areas of the body. Scrubs make for easy access." http://www.nursinghumor.com/date ****************************************************** Top Ten Signs You May Be Working For The Wrong Dentist, Top Ten Jokes, Dental Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/dentist ****************************************************** Top Signs That You Are Broke, Top Ten Jokes, Signs of The Times Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/broke ****************************************************** Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/understand ****************************************************** Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Its not my fault, he kept moving. 2. This might stick a little." http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies ****************************************************** Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say, Parenting Jokes, Top Ten Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/say ****************************************************** Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/dad ****************************************************** Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse http://www.nursinghumor.com/nurse ****************************************************** Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes http://www.nursinghumor.com/fatal ****************************************************** Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors." http://www.nursinghumor.com/went ****************************************************** Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/ ****************************************************** Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts." http://www.nursinghumor.com/need ****************************************************** Top Ten Uses for Activated Charcoal, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"10. Give 50mg PO to your overdose patient and watch them add a new Holstein motif to your truck. 9. Use as dress up makeup for Cinco de Mayo." http://www.nursinghumor.com/charcoal ****************************************************** Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst ****************************************************** Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department http://www.nursinghumor.com/prognostic ****************************************************** Treating A Cold, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. "Have you seen a doctor about that cold?" he asked." http://www.nursinghumor.com/treating ****************************************************** Truisms, Sign of The Times Jokes, Getting Older Humor:"It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks." http://www.nursinghumor.com/truisms ****************************************************** Trying Viagra, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor: http://www.nursinghumor.com/trying ****************************************************** ****************************************************** ****************************************************** ******************************************************   Web www.nursinga2z.com www.nursinghumor.com www.4nursing.com Nursing Topics, A to Z: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, K L, M, N, O, P, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z To subscribe to our: Nurse Friendly Notes Newsletter: Send a blank e-mail to: nursefriendlynotes-subscribe@topica.com http://www.nursefriendly.com Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Jokes to make you laugh and smile all day. 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Choose Nursing Uniforms, Shoes, Scrubs, Accessories By Brand: Barco, Birkenstock, Cherokee, Crest, Dickies, Disney, Haflinger, Landau, Nurse Mates, Peaches, Rockport, Romika, White Cross, White Swan See also: Accessories Blood Pressure Cuffs, Sphygnomanometers Nursing Tote Bags, Carry-Ons, Medical Bags Clinical, Medical Supplies, Nurses Discount Outlet: Angels, Books, Clothing , Equipment, Figurines, Holidays, Home Decor, Jewelry, Nurses, Office Decor, Scrubs, Shoes, T-Shirts Footwear, Shoes, Sandals, Discount, Bargains Gifts For Nurses (Nurses Week) Hosiery, Socks, Stockings Jewelry, Earrings, Necklaces, Watches Luxury Spas, Facials, Manicures, Pedicures Perfumes, Fragrances, Phermones Shoes, Boots, Sandals, Footwear, High Heels, Slippers Stethescopes, Nurse Kits, Replacement Parts Swimwear (Tan-Through) Women's Lingerie Surprised? eBay Has Nursing Supplies, scrubs, uniforms, stethescopes, etc.:"You can find nursing supplies right here! With over 5 million items for sale every day, you'll find the nursing supplies you're looking for at the world's online marketplace - eBay!" http://www.nursefriendly.com/ebay/ Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses." Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881 http://www.nursefriendly.com/station/ Nursing In The Media, Nursingadvocacy.org ER:"Media products under your influence, particularly the NBC/Warner drama "ER," are harming the profession of 2.7 million American nurses by giving the public an inaccurate and inadequate account of what nurses really do to save and improve lives. Research suggests that "ER" strongly and negatively influences the way children view nursing. These products contribute to the nursing shortage, a public health crisis that threatens millions worldwide." NBC's "Passions":"NBC's "Passions" solves nursing shortage: monkeys can do the job! Starting in March 2003 and at least as recently as late August, NBC's campy, supernatural daytime soap opera "Passions" has featured an orangutan named Precious in the role of the private duty nurse of one of its characters--a bold step backwards in the already slow...evolution...of the media's treatment of nurses. more..." "Scrubs" defines nursing:""Scrubs" defines nursing: it's all about shutting up and following physician "orders. " Tonight's episode of NBC's "Scrubs," which purports to teach nurse Carla Espinosa that nursing is all about doing what physicians tell you, is one of the most virulently anti-nurse prime time television episodes the Center has ever seen. more..." http://www.nursingadvocacy.org/ Nursing Chat, Nurse Discussion Forums: http://nursingdiscussions.com Alphabetical Nursing Topic Discussion, Chat List Are good CNA jobs that hard to find? Being A Male Nurse Curtailing Workplace Gossip Dealing With Confrontation In Nursing Degree Vs Diploma EKG Classes First Year On The Floor Horror Stories -- working short staffed How Many Hours A Week Do You Work Impaired Nurses Liability Question for Experienced Nurses LPN vs. RN vs. BSN, etc... Male Nurses Mandatory BSN to practice nursing being considered Mean Age of RNs Military Nursing More Foreign Nurses, Is It A Plot? Nurse Entrepreneurs Nurses Aides, Can't Live With Them. . . Nurses In Recovery: Nursing & Adult ADD Put Male Nurses In Panties Rude Doctors Specialty Nursing Staff Nurses Tattoos In The Workplace The Nursing Shortage, Your Opinions To Stay In Nursing or Not Travel Nurses Talk Travel Nursing Workplace Violence, Horizontal Violence Against Nurses ****************************************************** ****************************************************** The Uniform Resource Locator (URL) or Internet Street Address of this page is http://www.nursinga2z.com/a.to.z.nursing.links.alphabetical/nursing.jokes.medical.humor.t.htm Last updated by Andrew Lopez, RN on Monday, January 14, 2008 This Page is Part of The Nursefriendly National Nursing A To Z & Consumer Health Directories We are Incorporated in The State of New Jersey, under the name: Nursefriendly, Inc. 38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua, New Jersey (NJ) 08051 Our Phone #: 856-415-9617 We are a proud member of The National Nurses in Business Association, http://www.nnba.net This website Is © Copyright 1997 - 2008, Andrew Lopez, RN, Nursefriendly, Inc. 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